cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal

(via gayer-than-saraquin)

Say it with me now: “Arousal doesn’t mean consent.”

(Source: war-paint-and-nitrogen, via feministfeels)


*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

(via clitosaurusrexx)


but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

(via damagedbeliefs)